Ironically, no longer a stage manager

lactating:

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

earhartsease:

introvertedx10:

a red light lights up on your car’s dashboard and underneath the light it says CAR

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

argumate:

glumshoe:

Charlie and Jack are unisex names in that they’re perfectly sensible on men and unspeakably sexy on women

*nodding* just like boots, fedoras, engineering degrees,

luimnigh:

deanwinchestergender:

deanwinchestergender:

wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

the creation…………..of adam………………………..

[id: A trans man lifting his shirt above his head, displaying his chest. His chest is tattooed with the hands of God and Adam from the Michaelangelo painting “The Creation of Adam”, which reach out to each other but don’t quite touch. The tattoo covers the faint scar from the man’s top surgery. end id.]

ad-wills:

dicklessswonder:

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

chongoblog:

luckyladylily:

funnytwittertweets:

The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.

Meteorg

daemonhxckergrrl:

responses to “are you a boy or girl ?”-type questions:

• gimme your best guess
• wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
• yes
• no
• maybe
• sometimes
• I can be anything you want ;)
• *raises eyebrow slowly*
• I am become death, destroyer of worlds
• idk I’m making it up as I go along
• on a bad day
• i’m actually an adult human if you don’t mind
• gender ? i hardly know ‘er !